(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid
WHAT THE FUCK
I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.
This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.
hold my shit scully my gut’s tellin me i need to follow this white wolf into the forest
(via inkystars)#god I still need to watch this show #x files
"The scene with Black Widow yelling to people to get out of the way as Winter Soldier follows her through the streets really made me think that. I know everyone complained about the loss of life in Man of Steel and here was the non-superpowered Natasha actively trying to get people out of the way of the big bad. The audience expects that of Captain America but even the most morally dubious good guy is more thoughtful than Superman was in MOS"
(via emilianadarling)#I was so angry at MOS #because there were parts of it that I really wanted to like (Lois Lane mostly) #but I couldn't get past all the unnecessary and stupid destruction #mcu
#agents of shield #shield spoilers #???!!!?? #oh man I guess I should actually catch up on this
"…if you’d look at how he related to everyone — Coulson loves projects. Here is a guy who didn’t have people skills. So Garrett says, can you help this guy Ward round off some of the rough edges? So he comes onto the team. Coulson is now vested, because he’s got a project. Who is Ward’s greatest threat? May. What does he do? He seduces her. Who is the one unknown on the team? Skye. He becomes her S.O. How do you get everyone rally around and trust you? You jump out of a plan trying to save someone else. Now, he had a parachute. Let’s say he failed to save Simmons, he would’ve been fine. Everything he’s done has solidified how people feel about him over the course of the season."
"…what was the next thing he had to do after he saved Simmons? He had someone on the plane who was jealous of him: Fitz. And what did they do? They went on a mission together and they had a really good time together. And a bromance was started. And that took care of that." x
"…then in "Seeds," there’s a really nice moment where Skye is standing at the wall of valor, and we hear Coulson’s voice off-camera saying that the world is full of evil, pain, lies and death — and the camera pans and lands on Ward when he says "lies" and "evil."" x
(via aboardthelarryspaceship)#one direction rel #i love how everyone is unanimously horrified by this video #adierafire
2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:
Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART
D’ARTAGNAN IS TRYING TO SQUEEZE BY PORTHOS IN A NARROW STREET AND IT’S LIKE THE UH EXCUSE ME OH NO YOU FIRST UH OH THANKS
EXCEPT EVEN MORE AWKWARD BECAUSE THE WIND BLOWS PORTHOS’ CLOAK AROUND D’ARTAGNAN AND HE GETS WRAPPED UP LIKE A FUCKING NOOB BURRITO
I CAN’T EVEN DO IT JUSTICE JUST
But at the street gate, Porthos was talking with the soldier on guard. Between the two talkers there was just enough room for a man to pass. D’Artagnan thought it would suffice for him, and he sprang forward like a dart between them. But d’Artagnan had reckoned without the wind. As he was about to pass, the wind blew out Porthos’s long cloak, and d’Artagnan rushed straight into the middle of it. Without doubt, Porthos had reasons for not abandoning this part of his vestments, for instead of quitting his hold on the flap in his hand, he pulled it toward him, so that d’Artagnan rolled himself up in the velvet by a movement of rotation explained by the persistency of Porthos.
"Bless me!" cried Porthos, making strong efforts to disembarrass himself of d’Artagnan, who was wriggling about his back; "you must be mad to run against people in this manner."
AND PORTHOS IS EMBARRASSED BC D’ARTAGNAN GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO SEE THAT HIS CLOAK’S EMBELLISHMENT ISN’T REAL GOLD SO HE GETS ALL PISSY AND CHALLENGES HIM TO A FIGHT FOR “HONOR”
THIS WHOLE BOOK SO FAR IS ABOUT MEN FEELING LIKE THEY’RE GETTING LAUGHED AT AND STARTING FIGHTS ABOUT IT
IT’S MALE TEARS: THE NOVEL
(via radiophile)#the three musketeers #i don't know why i haven't read this yet #to read